Last week, the chilling visage of David Shing was thrust upon the world. Equally horrific was his job title—”Digital Prophet.” That’s something you can be for a living? Yes, and there are plenty of other make-believe jobs out there, too.
The people with these jobs, these exercises in techno-lust imagination, are likely overpaid, doing very little, or both.
No ninjas or rockstars in Valleywag’s list. I guess those terms are just reserved for the job ads rather than the job titles.